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Recent Movie Reviews

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I'll be honest, I went in wanting to hate it...
But it has so much of that old school flash charm, I couldn't help but love it! Cool as fuck.

cheppekka responds:

thanks a lot, im glad u at least checked it out before hatin

One single joke, and it wasn't even all that funny. I get shorter animations are what gets traction these days, but at least make it denser with comedy.

what neat humor.

Recent Game Reviews

77 Game Reviews

I know people tend to vote lower for challenging games, but I thought it was pretty damn fun and rewarding! Reminds me of old school Castlevania.

It’s a decent little dressup project that isn’t very well optimized: I encountered multiple bugs (for example randomly grabbing objects when scrolling) without trying too hard and it didn’t load for me the first few times.
The best games like this do something unique with the idea, but this is just painfully average and brings nothing new to the table.
EDIT: The game should justify itself by being entertaining, it shouldn’t be justified by you feeling the need to explain to me the context of its existence.

aapiarts responds:

Ok dude

This is embarrassingly unpolished, and just not fun whatsoever. The cutesy sound design, while charming, doesn't save the game from just being forgettable and bland.
I'm sure the intention was to create a Metal Gear-esque stealth game where you're constantly trying to hide and accomplish tasks while staying out of sight, but the enemies are rarely if ever a threat, and there is no tension.
The art looks like it was lifted from a Unity asset pack, and the environment design does not make up for this in any meaningful way.
Overall, it's a decent concept that you can tell was extraordinarily rushed and just comes off as extremely jank as a result.

Recent Audio Reviews

8 Audio Reviews

The sad part is, this is probably what the average Canadian has to deal with every day of their lives.

Genial!

Oh boy.

Dry responds:

It must be my birthday…..

Recent Art Reviews

45 Art Reviews

This is great: there’s a clear and distinct theme to this wall art, and it doesn’t just go for the same dozen or so submissions that are circlejerked out the ass.
We need more wall arts like this one by people who actually use the site! Fantastic job!

Genial!

paranoidyouth responds:

Tyyy

Redemption arch.

I <3 marmalade.

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