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I mean, it's good I guess, but why would a man literally ask people to call him "Tyro1301". Are you some kinda maniac, is that it? I just have no idea why you'd choose such a perplexing name for yourself, man.

Tyro1301 responds:

its just my username bra

MrPakoMan literally predicted the future, omg... Little Paki we call him.

The whole reason the original works well is because it's extremely visual: it cuts to different angles, and the facial expressions and movements reflect the awkwardness the audience is intended to feel.
Here, you have quite literally removed everything that makes the original scene interesting and substituted it with simplistic lip sync. I guess the pupils turn white once and the arms move, but that's barely anything.

Recent Game Reviews

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I know people tend to vote lower for challenging games, but I thought it was pretty damn fun and rewarding! Reminds me of old school Castlevania.

It’s a decent little dressup project that isn’t very well optimized: I encountered multiple bugs (for example randomly grabbing objects when scrolling) without trying too hard and it didn’t load for me the first few times.
The best games like this do something unique with the idea, but this is just painfully average and brings nothing new to the table.
EDIT: The game should justify itself by being entertaining, it shouldn’t be justified by you feeling the need to explain to me the context of its existence.

aapiarts responds:

Ok dude

This is embarrassingly unpolished, and just not fun whatsoever. The cutesy sound design, while charming, doesn't save the game from just being forgettable and bland.
I'm sure the intention was to create a Metal Gear-esque stealth game where you're constantly trying to hide and accomplish tasks while staying out of sight, but the enemies are rarely if ever a threat, and there is no tension.
The art looks like it was lifted from a Unity asset pack, and the environment design does not make up for this in any meaningful way.
Overall, it's a decent concept that you can tell was extraordinarily rushed and just comes off as extremely jank as a result.

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The sad part is, this is probably what the average Canadian has to deal with every day of their lives.

Genial!

Oh boy.

Dry responds:

It must be my birthday…..

Recent Art Reviews

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Redemption arch.

Stylistically this is ok, but what kinda bums me out is that there is seemingly no effort to celebrate anything the community has actually been doing this year. I’m not expecting super deep cuts here, but this is basically just stuff from Funkin.

Deey ah… trolls will beyuh… ver-very uh… regretful that deyuh… we’re so mean to me, I tell ya what.

I <3 marmalade.

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