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This is the perfect embodiment of the biggest problems with web cartoons. Lazy comedy, an over-reliance on guest VAs to boost ratings, and just a complete lack of its own identity.

As has been pointed out before, this one really drags. I know it's 19 minutes, but it feels like hours, just because everything is given way too much breathing room.

People are ragging on the comedy, but I honestly didn't find it as atrocious as its being made out to be. Most of the jokes just boil down to either using unconventional sound effects or slapping some web personality in there to do a voice, which is boring and cliché as fuck now: SrPelo and PsychicPebbles sitting around telling unfunny jokes is, shockingly, unfunny. That said, a few of the visual gags got a decent little chuckle out of me: so while there is a lot of kinda lazy comedy, the seeds of something more interesting are present and should be built upon.

I don't think this would have done even a fraction of the numbers its doing here (which admittedly is very little) if you weren't an established name because this is so heavily lacking when it comes to having its own voice or identity.
If you're doing more with this, I would really push you to try to carve out a stronger sense of individuality into your work. I see a lot of reviews complaining about the character designs and the art style, but honestly I think that's fine. The main problem here is that its too afraid to really do anything to set itself apart.

I mean, it's good I guess, but why would a man literally ask people to call him "Tyro1301". Are you some kinda maniac, is that it? I just have no idea why you'd choose such a perplexing name for yourself, man.

Tyro1301 responds:

its just my username bra

MrPakoMan literally predicted the future, omg... Little Paki we call him.

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I know people tend to vote lower for challenging games, but I thought it was pretty damn fun and rewarding! Reminds me of old school Castlevania.

It’s a decent little dressup project that isn’t very well optimized: I encountered multiple bugs (for example randomly grabbing objects when scrolling) without trying too hard and it didn’t load for me the first few times.
The best games like this do something unique with the idea, but this is just painfully average and brings nothing new to the table.
EDIT: The game should justify itself by being entertaining, it shouldn’t be justified by you feeling the need to explain to me the context of its existence.

aapiarts responds:

Ok dude

This is embarrassingly unpolished, and just not fun whatsoever. The cutesy sound design, while charming, doesn't save the game from just being forgettable and bland.
I'm sure the intention was to create a Metal Gear-esque stealth game where you're constantly trying to hide and accomplish tasks while staying out of sight, but the enemies are rarely if ever a threat, and there is no tension.
The art looks like it was lifted from a Unity asset pack, and the environment design does not make up for this in any meaningful way.
Overall, it's a decent concept that you can tell was extraordinarily rushed and just comes off as extremely jank as a result.

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The sad part is, this is probably what the average Canadian has to deal with every day of their lives.

Genial!

Oh boy.

Dry responds:

It must be my birthday…..

Recent Art Reviews

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Redemption arch.

Stylistically this is ok, but what kinda bums me out is that there is seemingly no effort to celebrate anything the community has actually been doing this year. I’m not expecting super deep cuts here, but this is basically just stuff from Funkin.

Deey ah… trolls will beyuh… ver-very uh… regretful that deyuh… we’re so mean to me, I tell ya what.

I <3 marmalade.

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