ProsciuttoMan's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blood Gauntlet]

I know people tend to vote lower for challenging games, but I thought it was pretty damn fun and rewarding! Reminds me of old school Castlevania.

[Twigi's Twisted Costumes]

It’s a decent little dressup project that isn’t very well optimized: I encountered multiple bugs (for example randomly grabbing objects when scrolling) without trying too hard and it didn’t load for me the first few times.
The best games like this do something unique with the idea, but this is just painfully average and brings nothing new to the table.
EDIT: The game should justify itself by being entertaining, it shouldn’t be justified by you feeling the need to explain to me the context of its existence.

Nebulate responds:

Yeah we are aware that having 100+ uncompressed assets issnt that optimised. We were fully aware of that along side the object-scroll grab thing. It is a gamejam game so its not supposed to be the next Elden Ring or somthing. But i do apreciate some constructive critisism

EDIT: This game was made for a jam about making dressup games. What the fuck did you expect?

[Madness Clean Code]

This is embarrassingly unpolished, and just not fun whatsoever. The cutesy sound design, while charming, doesn't save the game from just being forgettable and bland.
I'm sure the intention was to create a Metal Gear-esque stealth game where you're constantly trying to hide and accomplish tasks while staying out of sight, but the enemies are rarely if ever a threat, and there is no tension.
The art looks like it was lifted from a Unity asset pack, and the environment design does not make up for this in any meaningful way.
Overall, it's a decent concept that you can tell was extraordinarily rushed and just comes off as extremely jank as a result.

[Kill the Crazy Frog v2]

You know what, FUCK YOU man!
That wacky little froglike character got me through my parents divorce, my dad's alcoholism, and through high school. The fact that you would make a "game" out of killing my hero: Carl Zachary Frogman is not only crude and tasteless, but an affront to all that is holy in this country!
The only thing "Crazy" about this frog is the haters (like you). Could YOU put a crusty, ancient-ass "ring ding ding" soundbite into a shitload of copyrighted music? Yeah, I thought not.
In short: fuck you.

[Portal Re:/ Flashed]

I usually enjoy unconventional control schemes, but there's a point where it's just added after-the-fact to make your game seem more interesting than it actually is.
I get that it's meant to be a remake/reimagining, but I feel like part of that is modernizing the game for a new audience: here, I don't really see any reason to recommend this over the original other than for the novelty. It adds nothing, and in almost every aspect is a downgrade.

ThePixelDud responds:

The control scheme was reworked a few times throughout development, but we only had a d-pad, a, b, start , and select button to work with, as this was made for a game jam and that was a requirement. It will be fixed in a later update, along with any other issues that have been found.

[NewGrounds must DIE (Demo beta)]

Controls feel overly-slippery, art is extremely unpolished and assets rarely feel cohesive with one another...
Overall, it's palpable just how rushed this game was. While it's cool to see a game that uses characters other than the FNF cast, I'm really struggling to find any positives to this one.

Oxim responds:

Is for the "platformer object" extention, I fix this mecanic in clickteam fusion with the values active code so you can feel more fast tha mechanics of the player, I restart the game in this moments.
So thanks for your positive coment, we stay restart the game for a fine optimization

[Meaty Mayhem (DEMO)]

Pretty fun little precision platformer! Can't wait to see more.

BakethedBean responds:

and more there shall be!

[Heroes of Pico's School]

This game runs like shit for me (I have a fairly high-end PC that can run modern games like Baldurs Gate 3 pretty smoothly at max graphical settings, so I don't imagine that's the issue), but otherwise it's a decent little block push puzzle game. It doesn't really do anything all that new or unique with the concept, which is fine, but still it leaves the game not feeling particularly distinct: I believe there was a game using extremely similar mechanics to this for Pico Day a few years back.

[THE NINTENDO 64 COLLAB GALLERY]

You have a handful of genuinely talented people on this (GMN, Chdonga, KittyhawkMontrose, etc...), but to be blunt: most of it just sucks or is in an extremely shitty resolution. Maybe there could be some music in the background, but even then I don't think that would solve the collab being overly-bloated and uninteresting.
Dogpiling on every negative review is retarded as well.
EDIT: You are literally proving my point with the replies, they’re funny to read because the coping is real, but looking at this as objectively as I can: this deserves maybe a 3.5 at most, and I don't think this should be on the frontpage at all.
Reading through reviews and responses, it seems like the primary author only did this for clout, which sucks.

Creeperforce24 responds:

At least you have a right to say that, your art is decent