ProsciuttoMan's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds Site Skin '24 | UPDATED Christmas]

Redemption arch.

[Newgrounds Site Skin '24 | Christmas]

Stylistically this is ok, but what kinda bums me out is that there is seemingly no effort to celebrate anything the community has actually been doing this year. I’m not expecting super deep cuts here, but this is basically just stuff from Funkin.

[TROLL NOTE]

Deey ah… trolls will beyuh… ver-very uh… regretful that deyuh… we’re so mean to me, I tell ya what.

[A Golden Oppourtunity]

Imagine if in the year 3000, after humanity had died in a devastating nuclear holocaust and we had to start back from square one, the only record of the old world that we found was a copy of Diary of a Wimpy Kid...

Linethickness responds:

Itd give a more accurate portrayal than the weird gold vinyl they spewed into space

[Golden Afternoon - NG Wall Art]

This is a big win for the Gene-from-Bobs-Burgers nation. Well done, mate!
I especially like how fresh a lot of these choices are: nothing feels like it's there just to "play it safe" for the casual audience, and hopefully it'll get more people to check out new things. Great work!

[Solar death ray for hire!]

Seals getting their revenge on Canadians by causing global warming.

[Sam Bullies Roger]

Rodger, you absolute dumpster fire of a sentient being. What the hell are you even doing here? Is this your idea of ‘blending in’? A shiny alien failure hiding in plain sight, you’re about as subtle as a car crash. Look at you—parading around in your pathetic disguises like anyone’s buying it... You're not even the best part of American Dad you slimy cunt. You’re just the filler they throw in between Stan’s steroid trips and Steve’s awkward puberty.

[Bad ass Bird Tapper]

He is pretty badass, huh?

Fernandope responds:

Without the glasses and the cig, he still is one

[WAR]

They should retire and become volleyball players lol.

[No Gods, No Masters]

It's always a pleasure to see you've uploaded a new piece, and this one doesn't disappoint! Fantastic as always.