Rodger, you absolute dumpster fire of a sentient being. What the hell are you even doing here? Is this your idea of ‘blending in’? A shiny alien failure hiding in plain sight, you’re about as subtle as a car crash. Look at you—parading around in your pathetic disguises like anyone’s buying it... You're not even the best part of American Dad you slimy cunt. You’re just the filler they throw in between Stan’s steroid trips and Steve’s awkward puberty.