ProsciuttoMan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Sweet Truth]

I really enjoyed this one!

Creative animation, good gags, and fantastic pacing. I know a lot of people dislike super long films on Newgrounds, but I think the quantity of jokes and the pace more than justify this being a 25 minute toon. I'm surprised that most of the comedy here was, for lack of a better word "smart". There's no random screeching or sound effects nor are there any distracting cameos or references.

I'm seeing a lot of people comparing this to Eddsworld, but I don't really see it: the jokes feel much more situational, as opposed to Eddsworld's more character-based style of comedy.
Also, unlike Eddsworld or Spooky Month, it never gets all up its own ass and pretentious about "deep lore": it knows what it is and doesn't try to do anything to distract from that.

The only real gripes I have with it is that sometimes Henry is drawn extremely small, so it feels like a lot of the characters tower over him in a way that doesn't strike me as super intentional, and there's some parts that I think really could've benefitted from more music.
Overall though, fantastic film! I'm hoping this cracks Best of All Time on the Portal, it's so rare to see such passion these days for animations that aren't tribute pieces or collabs!

Jaster responds:

Good review, I get what you mean but referring to this as "smart" reminds me how much society has fallen.

[ALIENZ!!]

LMFAO I was gonna make something really similar to this, but you beat me to it! Awesome!

[911 funny video]

Can't believe Goblin Jones was killed by alqueida, rip

[Peter Fucking Dies (GONE WRONG AND EPIC)]

A modern day American Psycho

SloppyStinko responds:

this is an honor to me 😏

[The Cute Cat Collab (2022)]

It might seem like people are harping on about the same issues, but it bears repeating: having this as a game submission ala Clocks of the BBS or the Picollage would probably help out a lot: it'd let people explore at their own pace, and follow the artists they liked much more easily.
The quantity of artists on this collab is impressive on its own, and there's some good art in there, but that's really all I can say about it. Kinda reminds me a lot of "Monkey luffy" by Sevi.

Taka responds:

Yeah, after thinking about it more it would have been a good idea to have a gallery but have the slideshow as like a extra thing. But live and learn y'know? Since this is my first Collab. Im planning on doing another one soon and I'll make sure it is like a gallery thing.

[Space Madness]

I adore the stylistic animation on this, but animation is a little stiff. Some actions have too many frames, making it feel slower than it ought to be. I'll be looking forward to your future work tho, as I said the style is awesome.

[I'LL DISCUSS ANYTHING Podcast S2 Ep. 1 - My 600 Lb President]

audio portal might be a better fit for a podcast.

Illreviewanything responds:

True, but I have all the art assets that would go to waste.

[Ah Crazy Frog... My Favorite Song]

Lip synch is a little iffy and the animation feels a bit stiff at times... but overall not too bad! The art style feels almost authentic to Batman TAS, and the camera movements are pretty damn great!
It could definitely benefit from a few more easing frames in a few places.

[big hoss (Andy and Bulb)]

== anonymous-hoss ==

Score: hoss outta ten

I have no words, only hoss.

hoss: hoss | hoss: hoss | hoss: hoss

CrimsonKero responds:

No words, no review

[We have come for your nectar, but its Minecraft]

This fucks