Total Medals Earned: 748 (From 182 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,285 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/180 points)
Collect an apple
Score over 25
Score over 100
SCORE OVER 1K
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Far Left Hit
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/250 points)
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 12/21 (65/370 points)
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the options.
Look at the credits screen.
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 1 floor.
Clear 3 floors.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Medals Earned: 15/40 (120/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 3/37 (20/420 points)
Enter the village for the first time.
Open the twenty-fourth gift!
Open the eleventh gift!
Open the twelfth gift!
Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)
Open the nineteenth gift!
Open the twenty-second gift!
Open the twenty-third gift!
Open the twenty-fifth gift!
Open the twenty-sixth gift!
Open the twenty-seventh gift!
Open the twenty-eighth gift!
Open the twenty-ninth gift!
Open the thirtieth gift!
Open the thirty-first gift!
Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!
Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game
Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade
Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal
Medals Earned: 2/60 (10/395 points)
Welcome to Tankmas ADVENTure 2024!
Open the 1st present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the ninteenth present!
Open ALL 14 Christmas presents!
Open BOTH the twenty-eighth presents!
Open the twenty-ninth present!
Happy New Year! Open the thirty-second present!
Open the Night of the Little Candles present!
Open one final gift...
What is a hotel but a stop in the journey?
...and a very denominational Hanukkah!
Encounter wild tamago, and use the rare emote
It's cooked! In a good way!
Find Blade the Hedgehog
Find the impostor!
Meet someone sweet~
Meet a sky traveller
Find Bitey
Take them to see the world
Listen to the box's whooooole story
Help someone out
You know, they got like a billion of these back in the office
Meet Ponyboy!
Find Project 154
Play Triple Triangle!
View all 43 Pico Cross arts from the Gachapon
Read "Jared and Oliver celebrate Christmas"
Read "Times Up Santa"
Duty calls those who answer the duty. For some, we get heroes, for the fortunate, we get Shmigmar.
Read "Pico and Friends - Bringing Smiles to all Kids"
Read the latest Cooper Bullet
Read the 'Tankmas Chronicles' comic
Find a mysterious cartridge at the software demonstration
Get 15 different online users (including yourself) with 15 different costumes on the same screen