I know I usually play this goofy, over-the-top character here on Newgrounds but I have some serious news to share with you all today.

My home boy, my brother from another mother, Peter Theobald Antillion Jr. aka "Peter the Ant" was tragically killed earlier this morning in a tragic motorcross accident. You see, when he was speeding down highway 95 in a high-veolcity drag race with Stepford and plufmot, Peter collided with oncoming traffic and was immediately killed by the blunt force trauma.

He was the top of the top: the pinnacle of excellence. I served 5 years with Peter in Iraq, and can personally attest to his exceptional willpower. He was an inspiration to the thousands he came across in his years serving as a Lieutenant-commander in the North Korean armed forces, and an inspiration to thousands more following his viral marketing campaign of cryptocurrency and NFT lines, and needless to say he will be missed by many.

His remains will be donated to an anonymous spider breeder in New South Wales for medical research.

Please join me in praying for his soul.

Peter Theobald Antillion Jr. (1999-2022). Fly high, angel.

-ProsciuttoMan